Binge-Watching The Latest Festive Features: Highlights, Lowlights, and Unexpected Delights.
It is the season to slob out on the couch and consume a tin of festive treats in front of a good movie, a poor film, or one that’s awesomely awful.
Once again, a crop of latest Christmas films aims to become part of our festive viewing—potentially even earning a place alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Thus, in a vital public service to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the holiday mood, I watched as many fresh festive movies as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, optimistically, on a positive note. This film is the only 2025 title on a famous website's list of the greatest 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stranded in the UK after concluding their global concert series and must make it back for Christmas. Their endeavors are hampered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “rediscover their sibling bond.”
The back-and-forth between the squabbling siblings is enjoyable even for the casual viewer, while followers will no doubt pick up on lots of in-jokes as they try to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is excellent for devotees and a solid start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who will have to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a celebrity cast a pantomime.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing lead Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose representative has deceived him into thinking he’s starring in high-class London stage.
His pantomime cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he insists angrily. One can imagine their response. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming storylines, and the ensemble is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
A familiar face pops up at the start of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second consecutive movie. Might this become a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who picks up Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale unfolds as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is confronted by the spirits of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least unique from all the others, but sadly he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s portrayal is lifeless—a major flaw when he’s so the focal point.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There’s time for a network's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he gets an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) talks him into blowing the money on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he finds out there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the excess.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the setting—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a country estate to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. On the way, she encounters a man in a bookshop who vows to show her a festive Paris.
A critic recently stated this is the best new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a touch of class and gives the obligatory heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is notable too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the expert help of a team of well-known figures.
It’s understated but charming, and good viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually takes center stage.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s gone downhill, but thankfully here’s a new entry in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and highly entertaining—holiday fare.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman journeys to a far-off wintery locale and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher